Epic Flail

Dear Gonzo,

A. Shut up. I don't  need to hear about how good you felt out there while giving up runs in the course of recording one out. You feeling good makes me feel like shit. Seriously, you call that aggressive? The only aggressive thing you did last night was fall off the mound.

B. You suck. Just go ahead and make up some fake injury that prevents you from throwing the ball over the plate so we can DL you and forget you ever existed. You're taking up a perfectly good roster spot, not that we really have anyone to fill it, but anyone could go out there and flail around wildly while giving up runs. Hell, they'll probably be lucky enough to run into a few outs.

C. Speaking of luck. You must have had a horseshoe up your ass the day you got the contract you did from the O's. The fact that you're grossly overpaid is the only reason your still on this team. And frankly, I think it's time to suck up the pride and cut bait. Realistically, how long can this team go without a reliable lefty in the bullpen? I don't think the answer is very long. OT rant: How is it that the O's always sign the wrong free agent? We basically had our choice between Gonzo and Soriano. We pick Gonzo and he's terrible or "hurt" for the better part of a year and a half. Tampa Bay gets Soriano and he leads the league in saves. And that's just the latest in a long line. Does not the sun shine on a dog's ass every once in a while? I guess were still waiting for the clouds to clear.

Sincerly,

Ray